Award Winning Comedy Club Mentalist

Picture this: A guy with a fancy “Dr.” title (don’t ask about the degree—it’s mostly in making people question their life choices) who reads minds, catches lies like it’s no big deal, and somehow turns it all into a non-stop comedy roast. That’s me—Dr. Scott Xavier III, the forensic-flavored mind reader who’s been tickling funny bones and blowing minds from the shadowy, secretive Top Secret Comedy Club in London (where the laughs are as hidden as the entrance) to the rowdy, Texas-sized hilarity of Plano House of Comedy—and pretty much every comedy club, theater, and random corporate basement in between.

What Happens When a Mentalist Crashes the Comedy Club?

You get a show that’s 90% “How did he KNOW that?!” and 10% “Please stop reading my embarrassing thoughts—I’m begging you!” Expect lightning-quick mind reading, psychological shenanigans, a dash of “lie detection” (spoiler: your poker face is terrible), and enough audience participation to make you the unwilling star of the night. All wrapped in stand-up-level comedy so the gasps come with giggles.

Highlights include:

• Me peeking into your brain like it’s an open tab on your phone (sorry about those late-night searches)
• Hilarious “forensic” bits where I prove you’re a worse liar than a toddler with chocolate on their face
• Mind games, mild hypnosis, and surprises that’ll have you laughing so hard you forget to be freaked out
• Zero actual magic wands—just pure, cheeky mind mischief

I’ve toured the world (and survived every timezone’s jet lag), headlined stages where the spotlight is hotter than a bad date, and even impressed folks like Bruno Mars (who said my show beats anything at the Magic Castle—take that, Vegas!). Crowds leave saying things like “That was hilarious… and terrifying… but mostly hilarious!”